Disappointing Popsicle Jokes
HOW IS THIS A DISAPPOINTING POPSICLE JOKE
all i’ve done in 2013 was become more gay
Members of Congress are living off food stamps for a week to protest Republican cuts. It’s a challenge for them, but GOP cuts would hurt millions of everyday Americans.
Why does this not have more publicity. This needs it!
Signal boosting this A) because it deserves to be seen by more people, and b) because I appreciate some members of Congress are actually willing to see what it’s like living on food stamps in order to make their point about how horrifying cutting food stamps would be.
News flash, regressives: people on food stamps do not load up on Snickers bars and filet mignon. They’re limited in what they can buy, and oftentimes, it’s not enough to get by on. Go on thinking these are entitlements that let minorities live lives of luxury, comfortable in the knowledge that you’ll never go hungry.
You privileged, elitist pricks.
Tonight was very exciting. I finished my last finals of college, told my parents I was gay, and caught my hair on fire while cooking tipsily.
AND SO I SAID, WHY NOT JUST PLAY IN THE BOX?!
I’m seriously considering coming out to my parents tonight. I feel like they’re going to have to find out eventually if things keep going so well with this girl that I’m seeing. My parents love me but they are not very liberal or progressive. If anyone has any good coming out stories with parents similar to mine it would help me a lot.