People run from rain but
sit
in bathtubs full of
water.

Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

(via coolestpriest)

fartgallery:

that person you just called a nerd? they are a giant nerd. you made a good call on that one

losta9view:

thistleburr:

Ditty, our ship cat, looking magnificent and nautical.

"Now…bring me that horizon."

losta9view:

thistleburr:

Ditty, our ship cat, looking magnificent and nautical.

"Now…bring me that horizon."

Doctor: do you drink or smoke?
Me: no
Doctor: (under his breath) what a loser

oh my god facebook friend who always posts about how technology is ruining our generation. do you not see the hypocrisy here srsly